Thousand-Year Elixir
Artifact
Oracle Text
You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.
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: Untap target creature.
Flavor Text
Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.
Legalities
legal
12brawlcommanderduelgladiatorhistoriclegacymodernoathbreakerpennypredhtimelessvintage
Not Legal
9alchemyfutureoldschoolpauperpaupercommander
Other Printings (5)
Recommendation Intent
Mix oracle, flavor, and visual signals
Rulings
Thousand-Year Elixir doesn’t actually grant haste to creatures you control, nor does it let you attack with them as though they had haste.
wotc · 2007-10-01