Rod of Spanking
Artifact
Oracle Text
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: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Flavor Text
Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .
Legalities
Not Legal
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Recommendation Intent
Mix oracle, flavor, and visual signals
